I love going shopping for shoes wid ma bestie. She’s really huge (5.9, I think) n ma really petite (just five) our shoes sizes are also on d extreme.
When we enter a shop, I ask for shoes in ma size,
Salesman: Sorry ma’am, we have no shoes in that size.
When ma bestie asks for hers,
Salesman: Sorry ma’am, we have no shoes in that size either.
Both of us: You have no shoes n call yourself a shop, Wat kindof, really?
Smirking is so much fun! Also, we both really enjoy our uniqueness wen wid each other, not only do we not feel bad about ourselves but actually cherish our bodies..
*AGGRESSIVELY FORWARDS TO EVERY GUY I KNOW*
*TIME TRAVELS AND AGGRESSIVELY FORWARDS TO PAST SELF*